{"id":32,"date":"2013-01-28T03:51:00","date_gmt":"2013-01-28T03:51:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/terry-torres.com\/plays\/2013\/01\/28\/so-i-didnt-play-far-cry-3\/"},"modified":"2023-09-07T15:44:06","modified_gmt":"2023-09-07T15:44:06","slug":"so-i-didnt-play-far-cry-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/localhost\/terryplays\/2013\/01\/28\/so-i-didnt-play-far-cry-3\/","title":{"rendered":"So I DIDN’T play Far Cry 3…"},"content":{"rendered":"
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It seems really fun, though. I don’t have any beef with Far Cry 3.<\/p>\n
But I hate this guy<\/a>.<\/p>\n Long story short, the head writer of Far Cry 3 says that Far Cry 3 seems like a gratuitously racist and violent video game power fantasy because it’s a satire of gratuitously racist and violent video game power fantasies.<\/p>\n Saying Far Cry 3 is a satire of violent video game power fantasies is like saying ketchup is a satire of the color red.<\/p>\n Putting a quote from Alice in Wonderland on the label of the bottle doesn’t stop the bottle from containing ketchup.<\/p>\n Let’s talk about Bayonetta.<\/p>\n Bayonetta is a game where you play as a tall, leggy witch who summons demons to defeat her foes by getting naked, routinely runs directly up the sides of buildings, shoots bullets out of her shoes as a regular thing she does, and rides a missile into a holy city to defeat the leader of the religious sect that resides there.<\/p>\n Did Hideki Kamiya make Bayonetta to comment on the sexualization of women in video games and the sinister policies of institutionalized religions?<\/p>\n … Maybe.<\/i><\/p>\n Mostly, Kamiya thought Bayonneta was really sexy and cool, and Vatican-esque architecture and biblical imagery make for really cool environments. He likes those things.<\/p>\n Bayonetta is as ridiculous and over-the-top as action games with nonsensical stories come, because Kamiya likes ridiculous over-the-top action games.<\/i><\/p>\n I think I’m in a unique position, reading what this Yohalem guy has to say and how he talks about his own work, as I have listened to Uwe Boll talk about his work in exactly the same way<\/a>.<\/p>\n “This was dumb.” Far Cry 3 has the opposite problem of No More Heroes.<\/p>\n No More Heroes is not a very fun video game, but it is a broader and more successful commentary on video games, their industry, and the people who play them, because literally every single portion of the game – from aesthetics to writing to gameplay mechanics to the very final moments – is devoted to this commentary.<\/p>\n Far Cry 3 seems to have nothing to say, but it’s still really fun.<\/p>\n Why can’t this guy just be proud of his fun, stupid game?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" It seems really fun, though. I don’t have any beef with Far Cry 3. But I hate this guy. Long story short, the head writer of Far Cry 3 says that Far Cry 3 seems like a gratuitously racist and violent video game power fantasy because it’s a satire of gratuitously racist and violent video… Continue reading So I DIDN’T play Far Cry 3…<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/localhost\/terryplays\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/localhost\/terryplays\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/localhost\/terryplays\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/localhost\/terryplays\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/localhost\/terryplays\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=32"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/localhost\/terryplays\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":138,"href":"http:\/\/localhost\/terryplays\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32\/revisions\/138"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/localhost\/terryplays\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=32"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/localhost\/terryplays\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=32"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/localhost\/terryplays\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=32"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
“Exactly! And how did that make you feeeeeeel<\/i>?”<\/p>\n